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:icontr0llhammeren:
:iconhornytyphlosionplz: wants j00 n his bed!11

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Ice cream sandwhiches are actually made from compressed cow patties and frozen bull semen.
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Vegans are pussies. CARNIVORE FOR LIFE!
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Prima: Wait till they get a load of me.
Secunda: I don't want your "load" and fuck you anyway!
:iconscreaminyellowmadnes:
Dammit! pressed send accidentally!

Nurse: doctor! we have a car accident patient in the ER!
DR: we must hurry!
DR: What's the diagnosis?
Nurse:He has deep lacerations in the spine..

.. WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!!
DR: HOO-WAAAAAT???
Nurse: AND THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO DESTROY THEM!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
Surgeon: Doctor! we need your help defusing this atom bomb!
DR: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!!
(Jumps in, lands on motorcycle)
DR: I can't believe how awesome being a doctor is!
Sexy lady: Allow me to assist you, doctor....
DR: :iconofaceplz:
DR: :iconhahayeahplz:
(jumps out)
Intern: Doctor, my sister has cancer...
DR: :iconzombiecancerplz:
Intern:..ZOMBIE CANCER!!
Both: :iconhahayeahplz:
Boom-boo-boom-boom-boom-boo-boom!
THE END!

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...With a waffle on top.
Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime!
Please comment- I love feedback!
:iconhypersquirrel08:
:iconclapplz: congratulations sir. You have won, :iconfreeinternetplz:

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:pepsi: wut? pepsi? yes ples! *has total spaz attack* I LURV PEPSEH! :pepsi:

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I SAY!

Guess my weight? Wrong! I'm 95% helium *flies away*
:iconscreaminyellowmadnes:
Yay! :D

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...With a waffle on top.
Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime!
Please comment- I love feedback!
:iconpepsifiend13:
Nurse: USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM
:iconuseyourzappygunplz:

lolz
:iconscreaminyellowmadnes:
Nurse: doctor! we have a car accident patient in the ER!
DR: we must hurry!
DR: What's the diagnosis?
Nurse:He has deep lacerations in the spine..

.. WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!!
DR: HOO-WAAAAAT???
Nurse: AND THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO DESTROY THEM!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
Surgeon: Doctor! we need your help defusing this atom bomb!
DR: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!!
(Jumps in, lands on motorcycle)
DR: I can't believe how awesome being a doctor is!
Sexy lady: Allow me to assist you, doctor....
DR: :iconofaceplz

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...With a waffle on top.
Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime!
Please comment- I love feedback!
:iconcapt-cashew:
Sexy assistant is sexy
:iconkazemizuho:
i love that awesome.

coff coff.

"Let me assist you, doctor"

nice to see you here xD
:iconspaiden:
:iconuboaplz:

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Avatar by *Kimicake-chan <3

Chuck Norris once had sex in a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
:iconminoru-kokubunji:
:iconohshitplz:

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"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-Anonymous

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future."
-Adolf Hitler

All the treasures of earth cannot bring back one lost moment. ~Proverb from France~

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