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ofaceplz
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Last Visit: 60 weeks ago
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
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Ice cream sandwhiches are actually made from compressed cow patties and frozen bull semen. -- Vegans are pussies. CARNIVORE FOR LIFE! -- Prima: Wait till they get a load of me. Secunda: I don't want your "load" and fuck you anyway!
Nurse: doctor! we have a car accident patient in the ER! DR: we must hurry! DR: What's the diagnosis? Nurse:He has deep lacerations in the spine..
.. WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!! DR: HOO-WAAAAAT??? Nurse: AND THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO DESTROY THEM!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! Surgeon: Doctor! we need your help defusing this atom bomb! DR: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!! (Jumps in, lands on motorcycle) DR: I can't believe how awesome being a doctor is! Sexy lady: Allow me to assist you, doctor.... DR: DR: (jumps out) Intern: Doctor, my sister has cancer... DR: Intern:..ZOMBIE CANCER!! Both: Boom-boo-boom-boom-boom-boo-boom! THE END!
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...With a waffle on top. Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime! Please comment- I love feedback!
Nurse: doctor! we have a car accident patient in the ER! DR: we must hurry! DR: What's the diagnosis? Nurse:He has deep lacerations in the spine..
.. WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!! DR: HOO-WAAAAAT??? Nurse: AND THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO DESTROY THEM!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! Surgeon: Doctor! we need your help defusing this atom bomb! DR: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!! (Jumps in, lands on motorcycle) DR: I can't believe how awesome being a doctor is! Sexy lady: Allow me to assist you, doctor.... DR: :iconofaceplz
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...With a waffle on top. Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime! Please comment- I love feedback!
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Ice cream sandwhiches are actually made from compressed cow patties and frozen bull semen.
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Vegans are pussies. CARNIVORE FOR LIFE!
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Prima: Wait till they get a load of me.
Secunda: I don't want your "load" and fuck you anyway!
Nurse: doctor! we have a car accident patient in the ER!
DR: we must hurry!
DR: What's the diagnosis?
Nurse:He has deep lacerations in the spine..
.. WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!!
DR: HOO-WAAAAAT???
Nurse: AND THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO DESTROY THEM!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
Surgeon: Doctor! we need your help defusing this atom bomb!
DR: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!!
(Jumps in, lands on motorcycle)
DR: I can't believe how awesome being a doctor is!
Sexy lady: Allow me to assist you, doctor....
DR:
DR:
(jumps out)
Intern: Doctor, my sister has cancer...
DR:
Intern:..ZOMBIE CANCER!!
Both:
Boom-boo-boom-boom-boom-boo-boom!
THE END!
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...With a waffle on top.
Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime!
Please comment- I love feedback!
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I SAY!
Guess my weight? Wrong! I'm 95% helium *flies away*
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...With a waffle on top.
Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime!
Please comment- I love feedback!
lolz
DR: we must hurry!
DR: What's the diagnosis?
Nurse:He has deep lacerations in the spine..
.. WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!!
DR: HOO-WAAAAAT???
Nurse: AND THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO DESTROY THEM!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
Surgeon: Doctor! we need your help defusing this atom bomb!
DR: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!!
(Jumps in, lands on motorcycle)
DR: I can't believe how awesome being a doctor is!
Sexy lady: Allow me to assist you, doctor....
DR: :iconofaceplz
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...With a waffle on top.
Willing to do art trades or Requests anytime!
Please comment- I love feedback!
coff coff.
"Let me assist you, doctor"
nice to see you here xD
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Chuck Norris once had sex in a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
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"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-Anonymous
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-Adolf Hitler
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